I know a leprachaun!! He's an evil leprachaun!! He lives in a clover patch!! The leprachaun likes to bet up children. He bops people in the head with his cane and chunks coins at people. He's mad at the world because his wife had an affair with an ocelot. He's also angry because he lost his pot of gold. The coins he throws are the last moneys he's got. He mugged an old lady who lives down the street from me, yesterday. He always bets me up in my sleep. He hides under my matriss (no telling how he fits under there), and on the rare occasion I fall asleep, he leaps out and attacks me. The leprachaun hates you all... He just wanted me to tell you that... The end.